I need a pen pal cause my past female left me for a midget. I guess size doesn’t always matter. Ha! No pun intended! Maybe he was her stud. At least midgets are free. They say women go crazy for a sharp dressed man. I know my prison blues will pull you in. Ha! I’m hoping you will open your heart and I can make a run to it. I know it is a safe and caring there. Your future friend!